The adult film industry is in a virtual shutdown as porn stars Darren James and Lara Roxx were diagnosed with HIV. Several adult film production companies announced a 60 day coitus interruptus so that further testing of actors who'd performed with James and Roxx could be conducted.

Residents of the Valley should expect their local Starbucks and Coffee Beans to be overrun with bored-looking bleach blondes with huge, fake tits.

If you see people meeting that description on the other side of the hill in Hollywood, don't fret, they're just mainstream struggling actresses. Ask them where they wait tables and maybe you'll get some free jalapeno poppers at The Cheesecake Factory.

2 HIV Cases Put a Scare Into Porn [LAT, reg. req'd.]
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