Keep Your Mouth Shut, Skinny, Or They'll Shoot You Dead and Leave Your Pretty Bones to Bleach in the Sun on Melrose
Page Six says that The O.C.'s sandwich-deficient star Mischa Barton has been banned from Fred Segal for calling the store "hell" and dissing the clothes as "high-end generic" and "not made with any love."
Not made with any love? Anyone that's been to a downtown sweatshop staffed by an illegal, underage alien workforce knows that each stich is sewn with angel kisses. That is, until the workers pass out from inadequate ventilation and malnutrition as they flee the INS guy. Then they come back and work on the generic stuff that Mischa hates.
