We at Defamer are committed to offering the head-hunting services that our readers so desperately crave. Earlier, we tried to hook up the kid of a fellow Internet entertainment writer with some extra summer cash. Now we offer something to our more highly-paid readership. From a helpful e-mailer:

The talented Diane Nelson's position at Warner Bros. Theatrical Marketing is proving tough to fill. It seems nobody wants to be the bad-cop to Dawn Taubin. Two high-ranking marketing execs (one in LA, the other in NYC) have both turned down the promotion when offered.

Contact Warner Brothers directly if you're interested. Defamer just provides the cheap wine...you have to take them home and jump their bones yourselves.