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As upstanding citizens of the world's cultural capital, we are proud to shun the Britney's Every Move Industrial Complex. People in Los Angeles are only vaguely aware of this Spears character, and certainly not at all interested in her love life or the color of her nipples. Defamer, as a representative of this fine city, remains blissfully oblivious to the controversy raging over her supposed Playboy shoot, or her ongoing dry-humping of a dancer with a pregnant fiancée. And that's the way we like it. Really, thighs like hers have no business on this coast.