Important message from Kristin Cavallari via the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android: there is an “exciting update” coming to the app. What could it be?

This isn’t the first time Kristin’s app has gotten a delicate, barely-detectable “enhancement.” In 2014, the app was launched (update #1). Now Kristin says that even bigger things are coming. “Can’t wait for you guys to see the exciting update coming to the app!” she wrote on her app. “In the meantime, check out some behind-the-scenes photos from a shoot I did with Jay and the kids for my book Balancing in Heels!”

If you would like to view those photos, you can simply open your phone and then walk it straight over to a medical professional, who should keep it from you until you are well.

Until then, here are some screenshots of Kristin’s app in its current state, for reference:

How could one improve this app?

Maybe she’s going to delete it.

This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

[Photo via Getty]