500 Days of Kristin, Day 142: Kristin Makes an Enemy
Do you have a particular outfit that you really regret wearing say 10, 15, or 20 years ago? If you can picture it in your head, and it is, indeed, regrettable, congratulations: you’re stylish. According to People, anyway.
In a recent blog post titled—I mean it—“9 Reasons Kristin Cavallari Is Even More Stylish Than We Thought,” the magazine offers “9” “reasons” to support the assertion that Kristin is stylish (more so than we thought). We’ve already discussed some of them: “she’s getting ready for long hair again;” something about her sons; Pinterest?; blah, blah, blah.
Today, from People’s post, I present you with one more:
“There’s one red carpet dress she really regrets.”
Kristin elaborates:
For the VH1 Big in 05 Awards, it looked like an ice skater dress. It had like a big sparkle cut out on the chest, and all these little pieces of fabric lying around on the dress—it was horrible.
Here is a photo of Kristin at “the VH1 Big in 05 Awards” for your reference.
As you can see, it’s really an orange carpet look.
Whether or not regretting this look confirms that Kristin is stylish, the question remains: where did she get this dress she’s now publicly disavowed? What designer—who once was thrilled to have Kristin model his or her designs, surely—just got that fugly heap of baby blue mesh thrown back in their idiot face?
Who is Kristin’s new enemy?
Even by strenuous internet research, I have not been able to determine who designed this piece of shit. If you know, please contact me via email or in the comments below.
This has been 500 Days of Kristin.
[Photos via Getty]