When Kristin Cavallari first announced her debut book back in January, she called it Balancing on Heels. Months later, she surreptitiously started referring to the tome as Balancing in Heels, and she has yet to explain why. If you thought that was enough messing around for one pamphlet full of vaccination advice, let me tell you something right now: Kristin is not done.

According to a listing on Amazon.com, the complete title of Kristin’s forthcoming dystopian YA novel is actually Balancing in Heels: My Journey to Health, Happiness, and Making it all Work.

So the book’s got 13 words, at least.

This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

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