Sixty-four days of Kristin ago, incipient author Kristin Cavallari teased yet another one of her varied, seemingly random projects: Secret Bangs™. “Having fun on set with my #secretbangs,” she wrote in the caption of an Instagram photo of her wearing fake bangs. She’s since deleted the photo—for some reason—but the bangs...the bangs live on.

For a new Instagram shot posted yesterday, Kristin again modeled the Secret Bangs™. They do not look any more ready for primetime than they did two months ago.

There is a website now, however, where you can procure your own Secret Bangs™, should you have some kind of scar or other abnormality on your forehead that you’d like to cover up. Kristin wrote in the caption of the post, “Wanted to change up my look today with bangs! They are attached to a headband to make it super easy. Check them out www.secretbangs.com.”

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Wait, what?

It appears Light Golden Blonde Secret Bangs™ come in two drastically different shades of light golden blonde. Another exciting feature.

So how did Kristin and the rest of these gals from the local women’s prison achieve these results? Don’t worry, the secrets of Secret Bangs™ will be discussed in a forthcoming post.

For now, let’s take a look at some initial reviews. Kristin says:

This woman who may or may not be experiencing dissociative fugue says:

An Instagram commenter says:

What a great gift for people you dislike

PeopleStyleWatch.com says:

Another Instagram commenter says:

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

E! News says:

Multiple Instagram commenters say:

Secret Bangs™ cost $29.99 plus an additional $10 shipping & handling for items “sent to Canada, Guam, Puerto Rico, Hawaii, US Virgin Islands and Alaska.”

This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

[Photos via Secret Bangs™ and Getty]