From the daring mind who brought you almond butter cookies and “we didn’t vaccinate [our children]”: “Cheeseless queso.” Would-be memoirist Kristin Cavallari touted this culinary innovation in an Instagram post yesterday; the recipe will appear in her forthcoming book, Balancing in Heels.

For those unwilling to wait 273 more days to read a “Cheeseless queso” recipe in print, Kristin noted: “I’ll post a yummy tailgating recipe every week for the next month on the app. First up is Cheeseless queso.”

Unfortunately for anyone interested in trying a cheese dish with no cheese, Kristin’s “Cheeseless queso” recipe is currently marked as exclusive content on the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android.

Kristin’s exclusive app content costs $2.99...per month.

Gawker is not paying for Kristin’s app, so I can’t tell you anything about “Cheeseless queso,” other than it is an idea that Kristin had.

This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

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