This week, Kristin Cavallari's already fraught relationship with science deteriorated faster than her friendship with Stacy the Bartender on The Hills. Science is shady, dude. Do you even know what science has been up to behind Kristin's back?

Science, Kristin will tell you, is ruining her latte. In a post on her eponymous app, Kristin reveals that "genetically modified coffee could be just around the corner," per an article in The Washington Post. Here's what Kristin has to say about that:

come on, now coffee too?? This makes me want to scream. Why can't science stay away from our food? Pretty soon everything we eat will be made in a science lab.

Science won't stay away. Science is coming at Kristin like FUCKING PIRANHAS. Pretty soon everything we eat will be made in a science lab. Pretty soon we'll all be in the Matrix.

Before you ask: Kristin would not like to meet science for coffee to talk it out. Science just talks nonsense to Kristin, anyway.

This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

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