Which sort of human would Anderson Cooper rather fuck, a man or a woman? Kelly Ripa found out the hard way last night on Watch What Happens Live.

In a game of "Plead the Fifth," Ripa asked Cooper whether he'd rather have sex with her (small woman) or her husband (big man). Not even her sparkly, sleeveless jumpsuit could help her:

Forget it, Kelly Ripa. It's Anderson Coopertown.

[via Bravo]