"Ladies Love Cool Ansel" is what they say about Ansel Elgort, the star of Divergent and The Fault in Our Stars, and it's a good thing because, man, does Ansel love the ladies back. In a new interview, Elgort talks all about sex, women, sex, video games, sex, his girlfriend, how he got to have sex with his girlfriend and, of course, EDM.

The below quotes come from Elle, which is a magazine and not a very beautiful, muscular woman Ansel Elgort imagined he might get to have sex with (though he probably will fuck a copy of the magazine anyway).

So, first, what kind of women is Elgort, who is currently dating dancer Violetta Komyshan, into (besides all of them)?

"I like strong women. Physical women. My dad photographed a lot of beautiful dancers. My mom was a dancer."

Fair enough, please continue...

"I love when a girl is like, 'I can't hang out. I have to go to class.' And I go pick her up and she's all sweaty in a leotard with her hair in a bun," the Fault in Our Stars star continues. "That's the hottest thing ever."

Okay! Very cool.

And what are some key traits to look for when searching for one's own specter of perfection?

"If you can find a girl who you can go to an EDM concert with, have a conversation with, who will sit on the couch and watch you play GTA for three hours—and then you go to bed and have amazing sex? That should be your girlfriend," Elgort, 21, says.

Haha. Ansel Elgort is probably a men's rights activist. If you're wondering, by the way, why he sounds like a 14-year-old sexual maniac, it's probably because of this:

Elgort has always had a way with women. In fact, he lost his virginity at age 14. "I had no clue what I was doing, and neither did the girl," he admits. "I didn't even make the lighting good. That'd be one thing I'd do differently. It was, like, fluorescent, bright bedroom light, like, over the covers." Elgort, 21, didn't wait long before giving it another go. "The only thing that made me feel better was doing it again," he shares.

Ansel Elgort's life is a movie about a man whose brain stopped developing at the exact moment when he lost his virginity.

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