Florence Henderson, best known for playing Carol on The Brady Bunch (and second-best known for going on a date with the actor who played her son Greg, Barry Williams), is proud to say that she is 80, she can fuck, and she can do it without strings. She recently told Closer Weekly, a tabloid that merges the sensibilities of Life & Style with those of AARP the Magazine, that she currently has a casual, friends-with-benefits arrangement with a chiropractor who lives in Fort Lauderdale, Fla:

I like to date, but not every date needs to lead to marriage. I actually have a friend with benefits. He lives in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., and is a chiropractor. I really enjoy his company, but I am sure he sees other people, as I do.

Get that dick, Mrs. Brady!

Not like I need to tell her a goddamn thing about getting that dick:

I still feel like I'm 28. I do anything and everything to stay active because, let's face it, I am not slowing down anytime soon!...It's foolish to think that older people don't enjoy sex. It's a big myth. There is no age limit on the enjoyment of sex. It keeps getting better. You learn to do things with more experience, intelligence and the ability to choose more wisely.

Carol Brady: still an inspiration after all these years.

Her Closer Weekly cover depicts a rose holding a rose:

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