*Presses play on Haddaway* Hey, do you guys remember Chris Kattan? He was in a movie with Will Ferrell about dancing that was released when dinosaurs roamed the earth. In any event, Chris Kattan is still around, and it turns out he had a Sunday that was an acutely exquisite portrait of the sad life of a C-list celebrity.

On Sunday, according to TMZ, Chris Kattan was at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport. Why was Chris Kattan in Phoenix? TMZ says he had recently missed a connecting flight, but days earlier he had performed stand up at a club in the city that requires a two drink minimum. Regardless, Chris Kattan was leaving Phoenix, or he was trying to anyway, but he got into a little bit of trouble. A little bit of trouble at the Southwest Airlines terminal of the Phoenix Airport, where he had recently been deposited by employees of Southwest Airlines:

Phoenix PD says officers were dispatched to the Southwest terminal on Sunday evening to remove a passenger who’d been barred from boarding his flight. Sources say Kattan was mumbling and nervously walking around the gate until 5 responding officers arrived to escort him out of Sky Harbor Airport.

Before he was banned from a Southwest flight in Phoenix for stumbling around incoherently, Chris Kattan told police that he took an Ambien, which is a very natural and normal thing any average American would do to pass the nearly infinite time on the 90 minute flight from Phoenix to Los Angeles.

According to Chris Kattan, as told by TMZ, he was merely looking for “a spot to crash”— at the Southwest Airlines terminal of the Phoenix airport.

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[image of Chris Kattan at the Sex Tape premiere via Getty]