Dave Chappelle appeared in Chicago last night and had a few choice words to say about his Hartford walk-off. "I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut." Alrighty then.
Dave, I love you, but I have to wonder if maybe nuclear annihilation represents a slightly greater level of retaliation than even the most unremitting heckler warrants. They're not worth it, man. IF YOU NUKE THEM THEY WIN.
He should think about all the people who weren't at his show.
Right? If you're gonna nuke someone, nuke the people who couldn't be bothered to show up. At least the hecklers showed INITIATIVE, goddammit.
