Tiger Woods cheated on his ex-wife Elin Nordegren with a lot of women—we know that. But did he cheat on his recent ex-girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn, too? One of Lindsey’s “friends” says yes.

The friend tells the Daily Mail that Tiger cheated on Lindsey with a “faceless-nameless woman” after the February Farmers Insurance Open. Spooky. The friend—who really seems more like a frenemy, if we can be real—explains:

He withdrew from Farmers. You have to understand, while it’s not right, it’s not really wrong either. Tiger isn’t married. He doesn’t really drink or do drugs. So what else does he have when he can’t afford to lose again? He is allowed to find some relief.

Relief in the arms of a faceless, nameless, horrifying figure who’s haunted his dreams ever since.

Anyway, Lindsey announced her breakup with Tiger on Facebook last week. I’m sure there was some reason for it.

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