New and a bit alarming. Who'd have ever thought that this could be? True that she's no Prince Charming. But there's something in Emma Watson that we simply didn't see—until this afternoon. As it turns out, what we did not see inside Emma Watson was her burning desire to play Belle in a live action version of Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Now her dream that we just found out about is coming true.

First-world feminist Emma Watson took to Facebook Monday to announce her future turn in the role of Belle, formerly-cartoon-now-human victim of multiple abusive relationships and owner of several beautiful aprons:

Unfortunately, Watson has clearly not yet carefully read through the live action Beauty and the Beast's script, nor has she recently watched the cartoon, or even clicked through a YouTube playlist of the major songs. Otherwise she would know that Belle does not dance to "Be Our Guest." Instead, she sits in a chair:

It almost feels surreal that you'll get to sit in a chair to "Be Our Guest," Emma. Dancing is an activity reserved for the cursed, unpaid servants who feed and dress you.

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