Jake Gyllenhaal got lost inside Lincoln Center this weekend.

The story, from Page Six:

[Jake Gyllenhaal]... was spotted inside Lincoln Center’s David H. Koch Theater, where the Joyce Theater Foundation is presenting the Royal Ballet.

Uh-huh.

But a spy said, “Jake then realized after a ­polite exchange that he was supposed to be next door [at the Metropolitan Opera] for ABT’s ‘Swan Lake’...

Oh brother.

...as a guest of Andrew Lloyd Webber, no less!”

Cretin.

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