Sickening news broke this week that Rebel Wilson, an Australian actress previously believed to be a young woman is actually, in fact, old as hell.

And even more shockingly Wilson, six and thirty years of age, isn’t the only person in Hollywood engaged in these deceptive practices. Take actress Jessica Chastain, who was once thought to have lived on this green earth for a perfectly respectable period not exceeding 30 years. Well the joke’s on us, the wide-eyed over-trusting public, because she’s actually 38.

What these two entertainers also have in common beyond their advanced age (and the strong possibility they are, in fact, ghosts) is that they were both outed by outraged former classmates. And we know there are more of you out there, presumably biding your time.

Did you go to college with a famous actor? Were you in Brownies with a future supermodel? Has your old babysitter finally found fame and, in the process, inexplicably become “younger” than you? Are these celebrities making you feel old because they haven’t aged at all, at least according to IMDB? Let us know. It’s time to speak truth to Hollywood’s lies, and please do it with pictures if you got ‘em.

Here are a few (unconfirmed) age corrections we’ve received so far.

Actor/Actress: Molly Tarlov

Claimed age: 22

Potentially real age: 29/30

​Yeah this doesn’t surprise me. According to this wikipedia, Molly Tarlov, who is in some teen show called “Awkward” or something, is 22. Not Uhhhhh. She went to my tiny college and was a year behind me. I’m turning 32 in June. She is like 29/30. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Tar…

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Actor/Actress: James D’Arcy

Claimed age: 39​

Potentially real age: 41

​I can understand why women do this - it remains a shitty “industry” in this respect. It’s the men I understand less. I went to school with James D’Arcy and he was the only person younger than me on our year - but by two weeks, not two years.

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Actor/Actress: Elizabeth Montgomery

Claimed Age: 62 at her death.

Potentially real age: “A couple of years older” than this guy’s mother at the time of Elizabeth Montgomery’s death.

My mother went to school with Elizabeth Montgomery who was a couple of grades ahead of her. My mother has never once ever hid her age or ever shown the slightest hint caring in the slightest. The closest she ever came was when Montgomery died and all the news stories had her age as 2 years younger than my mother. My mom yelled and screamed about how full of crap they were and that Montgomery was in fact a couple of years older than her.

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Actor/Actress: ​ ​A famous supermodel; a reality star whose mom was a famous supermodel

Claimed age: ?; ?

Potentially real age: almost 10 years older than whatever she tells you; almost 10 years older than whatever she tells you

I used to work with a woman whose mom was a famous supermodel and they had a reality show and did a bunch of publicity. I read it out of curiosity and found that both their ages were reduced by almost a decade. And while it amused me, I couldn’t really blame them for it considering the industry they work in. Although they should have been more careful because there were other archived items on the internet that would have proven they were lying. It’s really unfortunate though because to me, they are both so beautiful and their real age is more impressive than their pretend age.

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