Here's Who's Eating Dinner At Chateau Marmont Courtyard Right Now

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Anonymous

06/27/13 08:58PM

Filed to: live from l.a.

6:43: Justin Chambers, wearing Keds, talking to very young girl

6:45: Christoph Waltz, business meeting in the corner, drinking bottled-not tap-water

6:54: Eve, wearing sunglasses at dusk, munching on bread

7:00: Ashley Benson is definitely talking to a stylist.

7:36: Newly single Ashley Madison in the house!

8:00: Eve just started clapping! And her sunglasses are off!

8:01: Cheryl Tiegs! Cheryl Tiegs!

8:25: Eve is looking at how small her hands are.

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MissNormaDesmond Lacey Donohue 06/27/13 09:41PM

Christoph Waltz I would be interested in ogling as unobtrusively as possible. Otherwise, meh.

John Boehner MissNormaDesmond 06/27/13 09:46PM

I watch Real Housewives of Orange County BECAUSE Terry Dubrow looks too much like Christoph Waltz and panties, wet. Get your ass to the Chateau tomorrow evening! I would paypal you 100 to bean AJ in the head with a water balloon!

MissNormaDesmond John Boehner 06/27/13 09:49PM

How much would you paypal me if it had chocolate pudding in it?

I'M JOKING PLEASE DON'T CALL THE COPS A.J.

John Boehner MissNormaDesmond 06/27/13 09:51PM

Are you making a Now and Then reference because I have NEVER figured out how to stuff a balloon with pudding and have it successfully pop at the intended target.

But (I'll raise it)

cheerful_exgirlfriend MissNormaDesmond 06/27/13 10:06PM

For virtual throwing only

DontShootImWhite Lacey Donohue 06/27/13 09:38PM

Thanks, we all give a flying fuck.

James Feeney DontShootImWhite 06/27/13 09:53PM

There we go

Defender90CA DontShootImWhite 06/27/13 09:57PM

Sure you don't give a flying fuck? That cuts a lot deeper.

DontShootImWhite Defender90CA 06/27/13 09:59PM

Celebrity worship is the lowest form of masturbation. Enjoy your calluses.

drunkape DontShootImWhite 06/27/13 10:28PM

Unless it's LILO eating a shitload of OxyContin fuck off!

DontShootImWhite Lacey Donohue 06/27/13 10:25PM

MissNormaDesmond DontShootImWhite 06/27/13 11:39PM

It's everything I can do not to kiss my screen right now.

Ladyface Lacey Donohue 06/27/13 09:53PM

Soooo if AJ Daulerio posted an article about how he's staying at the Chateau Marmont all this week why are we pretending the author is anonymous?

MissNormaDesmond Ladyface 06/27/13 11:37PM

Because the author isn't A.J.