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Lacey Donohue

12/20/13 05:24PM

Filed to: Celebrity Finger-Bang

If you ever wanted to know what it's like to get finger-banged by Skylar Astin from Pitch Perfect and Glee, today is your lucky day. His ex-girlfriend has shared all of the uncomfortable details over at Elle.

Snausages Lacey Donohue 12/20/13 05:46PM

Jesus Ruthie, take it easy. You got finger-banged by a guy from Glee, not How I Met Your Mother.

ricardo amanueces Lacey Donohue 12/20/13 06:27PM

The dig at changing his name for something more Anglo-Saxon (Lipstein to Astin) made me uncomfortable. Yes, Virginia, there's racism in America.

Of course, it immediately brought to mind "The Social Network" where Mark Zuckerberg goes on a blog rant about his girlfriend's anglicization of her name.

Yukon Kizmiaz Lacey Donohue 12/20/13 06:28PM

I don't want to know.

That being said, you know when someone mentions food and you start getting hungry? Well, now I want to finger-bang someone.

Vin Lacey Donohue 12/21/13 01:43PM

Huh. That's pretty wild. My world has kinda been rocked right now...

...I had no clue that there are boys with the name "Skylar."