DRAMA ALERT: According to new reports, Kathy Hilton might be replacing her troubled sisters on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and to be honest, I couldn’t be more excited to watch her destroy some lives next season.

Hilton—she of the withering glare and apparently irascible son—has appeared on the franchise before in what’s generously called a “Friend of Housewives” capacity. But according to Page Six, she might be replacing a cast member—her sister, Kyle Richards, who has a lovely head of hair but not the best attitude.

“Kyle hasn’t been happy for two seasons now,” a source tells Page Six. “She has ruined any chance at a friendship with the cast mates and she isn’t sure she can stomach another season.”

There are certainly plenty of open spots now: Kathy and Kyle’s other sister, Kim, who is also a Housewives cast member, is rumored to be out after a spectacularly public relapse landed her in jail last month. Brandi Glanville, who has no fans, was also reportedly fired. And—gasp—Page Six reports Lisa Vanderpump—who has not one but two reality shows on the network—is “fed up with the drama” and wants out.

So why hasn’t the show announced this brilliant casting coupe?

“Kathy’s been approached to join the cast, but is undecided,” says a source. “She doesn’t know yet if she wants to be part of all the drama.”

“She doesn’t know yet if she wants to be part of all the drama.”

“She doesn’t know yet if she wants to be part of all the drama.”

This is, without question, the most Housewives thing Kathy Hilton could possibly say. “I’d love to attend your toddler’s wine-tasting event, but I don’t know if I want to be part of all the drama.” “Of course I’ll come support your gay penguin charity, but I don’t know if I want to be a part of all the drama.” “I’m calling you on speaker phone from my car just to tell you, I HATE DRAMA!!!!!!!!”

Can’t wait to see you hate all of the drama next season, Kath ;)


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