It was only last year that Amanda Bynes—tossing bongs out of windows, lighting dogs on fire—was briefly one of the most unpredictable celebrities in America. But last September she entered into rehab and since then she's only been in the press on her own terms. That is, until today: TMZ is reporting that Bynes was picked up for a DUI early this morning.

After months of weird behavior–including building a fire in a neighbor's driveway–Amanda Bynes formally addressed rumors about her mental health on Wednesday. Contrary to what many sources have reported, Bynes's lawyer has told People that she doesn't have schizophrenia.

Paramount's relentless Ron Burgundy overkill press blitz may finally be stopped; Ireland is a great place to visit if you don't mind being killed on the 9th day of your 10 day trip; Lars Von Trier wants to help you get porn in two parts; and Amanda Bynes has been released from rehab.

According to TMZ, Amanda Bynes allegedly told a front desk clerk at a Ritz-Carlton in New York City that she was “too ugly” to check her in. Then, sources say, she “offered her plastic surgeon's services to the desk girl in question.”

No one—not even Barack and Michelle—are safe from Amanda Bynes and her "ugly" grenades.