Damn, Mariah Carey straight up hated American Idol.

Current American Idol contestant Caleb Johnson (yes, the show is still on TV) has learned about fame the hard way after having to apologize to his fans for calling them "retards."

Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne have crappy neighbors; you can now go back to watching The Big Bang Theory but pretend you're only excited for football; and thank God, because the Labor Day box office was so crappy, One Direction almost took the top spot.

No one wants to watch American Idol anymore.