Buddy Valastro, your mom's favorite Hoboken baker and star of TLC's Cake Boss, was arrested early Thursday morning in Manhattan for suspected drunk driving. According to TMZ, Valastro—who is working hard to turn arrests and idiocy into a thriving family business—was arrested after failing "multiple" field sobriety tests and blowing "well above the legal limit."

Such a sweet, nice mugshot for such a sad, vile boy.