Two days ago, the actor Ashton Kutcher posted a photo of a baby girl on Instagram. His baby? Funny you should ask—a lot of people are wondering the same thing:

Kristin Cavallari, whose debut book Balancing in Heels is scheduled to to enter this world in 344 days, is also pregnant with a baby who will get here much faster. Kristin announced via Instagram last night that the child will be girl.

Prince George of Cambridge, future King of Australia and beyond, cried like a little bitch Sunday at a party for God and his sister thrown by his tired parents.

Vin Diesel (not real name; pictured above), who stars in the forthcoming Furious 7 among other films probably, welcomed his third child to the world this week. Congratulations to Vin and his partner, Paloma Jimenez. But more importantly: will he be naming the child after his deceased best friend, Paul Walker?

Kristin Cavallari announced on Instagram this weekend that in addition to caring for her two toddler sons Camden and Jaxon, she will now protect and nurture one more helpless being—a puppy. It's a German Shepherd, from the looks of it.

On Tuesday at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles, California, a sweet little baby girl popped out of the beautiful Mila Kunis's shredded vagina. What is the baby's name?

Ryan Gosling, actor who isn't even married to Eva Mendes yet so technically—you know, obviously who knows, but it's just, technically you guys could still date, reportedly wept at the sight of his newborn baby girl. Why? Has Ryan Gosling never seen a baby before?

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