Unwell middle-aged actor Johnny Depp married his 28-year-old bride Amber Heard a few days ahead of schedule on Tuesday, according to Us Weekly. The pair "secretly" wed at Johnny's West Hollywood home, but they will still travel to his private island this weekend for a spooky ceremony with friends.

Johnny Depp, who is not well, will marry his 28-year-old sweetheart Amber Heard next weekend in the Bahamas, according to Page Six. If you are one of the 50 guests invited to this event, beware: "accommodations are so sparse" that you will be sleeping on a boat.