If his career had gone a little differently, you'd know Josh Hartnett as more than the hot guy in Pearl Harbor. In fact, if he is to be believed, Hartnett could have been in every superhero franchise since the genre's rebirth.

[Jesse Eisenberg, best known for his starring role in The Social Network, has been cast to play villain Lex Luthor in Zack Snyder's upcoming untitled Superman-Batman film. Huh. Image via Getty]

Arrested Development will definitely, maybe be back on Netflix whether you like it or not; Sony is shooting celebrities into space, godwilling; Tommy Pickles might be Adam Levine's new BFF, and Officer Gordon is getting his own show because, like, fuck that Batman dude.

Matt Damon's logic for why Ben Affleck will be a great Batman? "He's not playing King Lear! This is Batman. Certainly within his skill set." Nothing like a backhanded compliment from your bestie.