Ariana Grande and Big Sean, one of the most disturbing couples on Earth, have mercifully ended their relationship after eight months, reps for both artists confirmed to Us Weekly.

Like a modern-day Helen of Troy wearing a diaper, tiny singer Ariana Grande started a war last night.

What do we know about the relationship between teeny-tiny teacup pop star Ariana Grande and her boyfriend, the obnoxious-yet-appealing rapper Big Sean? We know that they like to hold hands. We know that they like to snowboard. It's all very cute. But what brought them together in the first place? The answer to that question was a mystery—until now.

If it wasn't clear from when they went to a kid's amusement park last week and kissed each other on the mouths, singer Ariana Grande confirmed in a recent interview that she is really dating rapper Big Sean, who is now officially tasked with protecting her from any further ghost/demon experiences.

Big Sean and Lil' Ariana Grande confirmed their PG romance this week by making out on a roller coaster—the Revenge of the Mummy on Halloween Horror Night at Universal Studios Hollywood, to be exact. Spooky! Good thing they had each other if they got scared.

As we predicted, Glee allegedly fired actress Naya Rivera today after a long-rumored dispute with show star Lea Michele. Michele, per the gossip, slept with rapper Big Sean, who was engaged to Rivera until a few weeks ago. Big Sean's evil knows no boundaries.

"My new girl on Glee and shit, probably making more money than me and shit," Big Sean rapped on Drake's hit "All Me" in reference to his soon-to-be fiancée Naya Rivera, aka Glee's Santana Lopez. But last week the two called off their engagement, and it turns out a fellow cast member may be why.