If you thought our girls would stay together forever, you were reportedly wrong. Our girls have reportedly broken up.

The Kardashian-Disick House hath fallen and Our Lady Kourtney is a Lady no more. According to reports, the third-most popular Kardashian and her long-term partner “Lord Scott Disick” have split for good, and not just because he refers to himself as “Lord Scott Disick.”

Us Weekly reports Britney Spears has broken up with her boyfriend of eight months, Charlie Ebersol, a TV producer and pub quiz answer you’d probably have to sneak into the bathroom to Google.

Oscar-winning actress Susan Sarandon has been dating a man thirty years her junior for the last five years, but you knew that, I'm sure. His name is Jonathan Bricklin, and his job is running a New York City "ping-pong social club" in which Sarandon has invested. The good news is she dumped him.