Allison Williams, daughter of Brian, married College Humor founder Ricky Van Veen on a ranch in Saratoga, Wyoming last month. Tom Hanks reportedly officiated. John Mayer was there. I’m sure it was a fun night. What was the bride thinking about when she planned it?

Oh, look at the time.

Overpowered TV ratings tabulator Nielsen admitted to fucking up months and months of ratings last week and told broadcast networks that they would re-crunch the numbers. In those updated numbers, CNN reliable source Brian Stelter reports, ABC World New Tonight's hard-fought ratings victory over NBC Nightly News and Brian Williams' jawline wasn't a win after all.