Rumer Willis, the actress child of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, and Chris Soules, the guy who used to be The Bachelor, were “spotted” together last week sitting courtside at a Knicks game. Then they were “spotted” again at the popular night club Lavo. Rumer would like you to know, however, that they are not dating, and there is no story here, oh my God.

Bruce Willis and Rumer Glenn Willis, his daughter, are both slated to appear in Xiao Feng’s upcoming Chinese war drama The Bombing. According to Bruce Willis, this is a fact they were unaware of until it was brought up naturally in casual conversation.

As we move throughout life on a day-to-day, there are certain things that can weigh us down. Health problems; familial in-fighting; work stresses; difficulties regarding romance; Bruce Willis’s typewriter, meaning, specifically, whether Bruce Willis’s typewriter is in working condition or in disrepair. Let me remove a bit of that weight, you poor thing.

What do you think of when you hear the name Rumer Willis? Maybe you think "wild" or "extremely cool" or "rock music." But let me tell you something right now: it is not polite to judge. Rumer Willis, current Dancing with the Stars contestant and daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, is not some crazy chick.