[The Red Hot Chili Peppers are all set to join Bruno Mars at the Super Bowl XLVII Halftime Show on February 2 at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Flea, the bassist for the RHCP, is already planning—and then subsequently deleting from Twitter—crowdsourced choreography questions. Image via Twitter]

Pamela Anderson's curvaceous cantaloupes will be bouncing up to her chin yet again. The Republicans Grinched us out of our Hilary documentaries. YouTube is awarding things to people for god knows what reason. Tom Hanks may or may not serenade his wife with "Your sex takes me to paradise."

It's Monday and everything is awful. More people are trying to use Finn Hudson's death for good PR, shitty agencies are getting fired by shitty clients who haven't been relevant in years, Miley is just ughhhhh can't, but luckily Bruno Mars will save us all come January.