Justin Bieber has heard claims that his muscles are kinda weak and his happy trail isn't full and his dick isn't humungous, and to that he has one response, as sent from some sort of bathroom that has at least four sinks: "Photoshop lol."

A single question now plagues the minds of all Americans, weighing down our brains as we slump in our office chairs, then slump in our cars, then slump in our couches, and then slump into bed: how big is Justin Bieber's penis really?

Unretouched photos from Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein shoot acquired by BreatheHeavy.com show that editing software blessed the lil' skater boy with a brand new penis as well as body hair. The GIF below illustrates his miraculous transformation from boy to man.

Be still everyone's hearts, even my own heart, which I must admit is beating slightly faster now for some reason: Here are the first photos of Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein underwear campaign. Bieber posted the pics to Instagram on the 5th of the year, announcing "this is just the start of the year" and encouraging everyone to "#beallyoucanbe."