What does a ring mean? Eternal devotion. Love. Fidelity. Never-ending...circle. π×r², in a way. What does a ring mean to Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent, specifically? Well, that’s the mystery.

If you thought our girls would stay together forever, you were reportedly wrong. Our girls have reportedly broken up.

Rihanna is incredible for a number of reasons, no doubt, but is one of those reasons that she is psychic? Maybe.

It seems that Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent, perfect women who previously walked and kissed, have not broken up after all.

We bring you this news with a heavy heart. St. Vincent and Cara Delevingne, two perfect women previously seen kissing and walking, have broken up. They used to be in a relationship, but now they are not. The world has turned and left us here. Say it ain’t so.

Two perfect women were seen walking yesterday in SoHo, one week after they were seen kissing. According to PageSix, they were later spotted at Queen of the Night, where they "snuck off to the bathroom during dinner and slow-danced at the end of the show." At one point, they shared a chair.

Life can be beautiful—allegedly.

Yesterday, A$AP Ferg released a video for his single, "Dope Walk," in which Ferg cribs to having a meaner walk than British supermodel Cara Delevingne, who serves as video co-star. Unfortunately for everyone involved, he does not know how to spell that gal's name.

According to TMZ, Selena Gomez brought Cara Delevingne to her family's home in Texas for Christmas. Huh. Reminds me of a favorite holiday poem.

Cara Delevingne—British model, Knicks fan, wearer of eyebrows—kissed a "random" fan yesterday. It could have been you! If you were a talented artist and a dedicated stalker, anyway.