Cary Joji Fukunaga, a half-Swedish, half-Japanese demi-god sent by Zeus to Los Angeles to work on movies and TV shows, won an Emmy tonight for directing Nic Pizzolatto's shitty True Detective scripts into something watchable. He looked good. He had his long hair in tiny little braids. His jawbone was strong and tan. He thanked his "friends back home watching in New York" (us).