Azealia Banks, known for releasing one very strong single and several strong and correct opinions about Iggy Azalea, is a topless cat-woman in the latest issue of Playboy. Two actual cats were there, too, although it does not appear they enjoyed themselves on anywhere near the same level.

[Taylor Swift—the love of no one's life—left a gym in Los Angeles on Monday wearing some sort of "Great Catsby" sweatshirt. If you want to look equally ridiculous post-workout, you can buy your own at Bloomingdales for $108. Image via Wenn]

Perez Hilton finally achieved his goal of being famous, in the most ironic and exploitative way possible; Netflix is giving you the best Valentine's Day gift ever; the terrifying nightmares of your youth are back to haunt you; and Cats is being turned into a movie, because, Hollywood.