News broke on Wednesday that Charlize Theron, an actor known primarily for her SoulCycle feud with Tia Mowry, has ended her engagement with a man named Sean Penn. We reached out to Tia Mowry’s representatives for comment.

For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to be engaged, and a time to be not. Charlize Theron, an actor known primarily for her SoulCycle feud with Tia Mowry, has reportedly ended her engagement with aged actor Sean Penn. Rest in peace.

Come Monday, there will be two kinds of people in the world: Those who love Mad Max: Fury Road, and those who still haven’t seen it. Do not fall behind on this one. You will be left in the dust and crushed by a truck that looks like a porcupine.

Charlize Theron—an actress known primarily for her SoulCycle feud with Tia Mowry—covers the most recent issue of W Magazine, in which she is interviewed about a variety of deeply personal topics: work, life, how she loves her dogs as much as her son, etc.

SoulCycle ice queen Charlize Theron and Sean Penn, whatever that is, reportedly got engaged in Paris.

Though the sun has set on summer 2014's most explosive feud—Tia Mowry Vs. Charlize Theron, Re: Being Rude at SoulCycle—the Autumn breeze has blown in a warm little update: Charlize is allegedly still cycling, and allegedly still being super rude about it.

Did you think Charlize Theron, ice sculpture draped in silk, would let Tia Mowry drag her good SoulCycle name through the SoulCycle mud without retribution? Oh, please.

Get ready for everything you thought you knew about what Tia Mowry and Charlize Theron's interactions might be like when they see each other at SoulCycle to be changed—forever.

Throughout the weekend writer Ray Lemoine and others will be contributing short bits of coverage to Defamer from the front lines of the Golden Globes party scene. This dispatch comes from Lindsay MaHarry.