The very charming Lizzy Caplan appeared on Conan last night to talk about the new season of Masters of Sex, and to relive the first (vomit-inducing!) sex scene she shared with Michael Sheen.

Seth Green ate a booger on Conan on Wednesday. Seth Green did not think anyone actually caught him eating a booger on television. Seth Green underestimated Reddit's interest in booger-eating.

After finally recovering from the onslaught of complaints they received after Destiny Hope Cyrus smeared her burgeoning latex-clad sexuality all over Jason Seaver's son, the FCC is back in action. Unfortunately, the Super Bowl is still three months away and winter is upon us, so most middle fingers have stayed firmly gloved and nipples have been tucked back into their brassieres. Fear not, the censorship giants have decided to go after America's favorite ginger: Conan O'Brien.