In the gossip item he was born (or at least named) to write, Page Six’s Richard Johnson reports that Michael Douglas has a big dick. Roll the footage:

Years before the idea to write a book ever crossed her beautiful mind, Kristin Cavallari starred in a music video for a now-forgotten white guy with a guitar named Teddy Geiger. In the 2006 video for his song “For You I Will (Confidence),” Kristin plays an Ugg-wearing siren who haunts the bottom of a backyard pool.

After appearing as one of the most naked attendees at the Met Ball on Monday, Kim Kardashian won a coveted spot on Vogue’s best dressed list. The reality star was incredulous at the news at first, tweeting at 3:27 p.m. today, “Best dressed list?!?! Thank you so much Vogue for this honor! #MetGala2015.”