Suburban father Ryan Reynolds is working through some of the typical challenges new dads face, like having to cut ties with a lifelong friend who tried to sell private family photos of Reynolds and Blake Lively in the delivery room with their daughter. Just dad things.

Hugh Jackman took his daughter Ava to see X-Men: Days of Future Past—directed by our friend Bryan Singer—recently, and everyone was having a great time until Jackman took his clothes off without warning his daughter that she was about to see his ass.

"Men At Work is hiring, and they need a diversity staff writer."

After weak starts, Deadline reports that half of Fox's Tuesday night comedy block have been put on hiatus. Due to low ratings, The Mindy Project and Dads will be bumped to make room for steady performer Glee. Tuesday night's will now be Glee in the first hour, followed by New Girl and freshman comedy Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Fox, showing a commitment to both casual racism and subpar attempts at humor, has ordered six more episodes of Dads. Seth Green and Giovanni Ribisi will continue to play caricatures of Seth Green and Giovanni Ribisi trapped in awful roles.

Which overhyped show should you watch? In Showdowns, Defamer's Beejoli Shah and Gawker's Rich Juzwiak tackle the tough issues: Which show each night this week sucks the least during the premiere season of this "Golden Age of Television."

Generation Y is the reason Jack Nicholson can't have nice things. The Dads creators defend racism because upsetting entire ethnic groups is super LOLs y'all! And Spike Lee keeps raking in grants even though he has begged us all for millions.

September is upon us, and that can only mean one thing: You can stop pretending you know what people mean when they say "If Chip Kelly's offense stays healthy, Shady is going to be explosive this season!" and go back to talking about God's work—network television. To help you avoid embarrassing yourself at the office Keurig predicting the season's first cancellation—you need a better answer than Dads, it's not June anymore, c'mon—here are some of the best and juiciest rumors we've been hearing:

Despite backlash towards the overt racism in Fox's pilot of the Seth MacFarlane produced Dads, Fox won't budge on reshooting the controversial episode.