Yesterday, we revealed that in 2012, Kristin Cavallari became a one-time winner of the Best Celebrity Smile contest in Dear Doctor magazine—a periodical for dental professionals and patients. How did Kristin respond to this honor?

In 2012, years before Kristin Cavallari ever considered writing the book she now claims to have finished, Dear Doctor–a magazine for dental professionals and patients that I have never personally seen but am willing to believe exists—posed a question to its readers. “Who’s got the best celebrity smile of 2012?”