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Jennifer Garner Gave Up Her Life of Streaking to Hire Goat Gardeners

Aleksander Chan · 10/15/14 11:38AM

Jennifer Garner, who used to wear wigs on Alias, has presumably been sitting on the story of her life as an avid streaker for years now, based on the enthusiasm and faux aw-shucks she brought to Conan last night. I'm promoting two movies, she probably said to herself in her dressing room mirror. I can finally tell this story...