Once upon a time, Brandon Flowers had hair on his face. Before that, his band The Killers released Hot Fuss, their very popular and good debut album. Now, Flowers has neither a beard nor a recent hit to his name, but he does have a Ziploc bag filled with seven years worth of his own shavings. Brandon, you’re a star.

Though its iconic doyenne Joan Rivers now critiques celebrities' outfits from heaven, E!'s Fashion Police lives on, giving clanking wind chime Giuliana Rancic an outlet to say dumb, racist things on television. Last night, Giuliana criticized 18-year-old Disney actress Zendaya for wearing her hair in dreadlocks to the Oscars.

Above is a photo of Justin Bieber taken yesterday afternoon in Los Angeles. Justin, is the music too loud for you, my sweet baby? Is the sun in your eyes? Are those your special blue pillows you take everywhere in case you need a break from a world spinning much too fast beneath your feet?

No one watching Sunday night's Golden Globes wondered who did Jared Leto's hair because his greasy man bun / half pony style screamed DIY. But like most of Hollywood, Leto's low-key weird hair was only an illusion—an illusion brought to you by hair professionals and aged sea salt spray.