John Stamos, famous for playing an allegedly cool dude who lived in his brother-in-law’s attic, was arrested back in June for driving under the influence; his silver Benz was spotted swerving dangerously through Beverly Hills. Now TMZ reports what he was allegedly under the influence of: GHB, a sedative perhaps best known as a date rape drug.

Last week, former rock band frontman and current yogurt salesman “Uncle” Jesse Katsopolis fired off an irate tweet about his adopted niece, the actress and fashion designer Michelle Tanner. While Uncle Jesse raised Michelle from infancy alongside her father, Danny, and a host of tenuously- or unrelated children and adults in a free-love style commune run out of a four-story San Francisco residence, his recent remarks could, at best, be deemed “uncharitable.”

John Stamos: Full House actor, yogurt commercial actor...sex advice giver? Yes.

The yogurt-inspired Full House reunion shows no sign of stopping. On Wednesday night, Bob Saget, Dave Coulier and John Stamos stopped by Late Night and helped Jimmy Fallon confront his fears about leaving his talk show.

For the few hundred lonely people on the planet who have yearned for a Full House reunion, it's time to rejoice! Sometimes when you're lost out there and you're all alone, there's a Greek yogurt ad waiting to carry you home.

Here's the setlist for tonight's John Stamos / Jesse and the Rippers performance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Yes, they will be closing the show with the Full House theme song.