Jon Gosselin: former reality TV star, father (technically), Pennsylvanian, hacker, Ed Hardy fan, Ed Hardy destroyer, kitten abandoner, former app creator,—DJ? Yes.

Reality TV participant and sad dad of eight Jon Gosselin recently got evicted from his rural Pennsylvania home, according to Us Weekly. To make matters worse, a source tells the mag that he and his girlfriend broke up. Guess VH1's Couples Therapy didn't work.