Justin Theroux: He’s Jennifer Aniston’s husband. In this capacity, he’s sometimes moved to compliment Jen on her various positive attributes. What compliment does he say the most?

Jennifer Aniston’s life is one big celebrity sexy party, and you know what: it’s fine. This weekend, Jen and her new husband Justin Theroux (actor) went on a “star-studded double date” in Austin, Texas, with Sandra Bullock and her new boyfriend, a “gorgeous” model/photographer named Bryan Randall. Damn.

After a years-long engagement, the actor Justin Theroux finally married Jennifer Aniston in a ceremony with Muppets at the couple’s Bel Air mansion three weeks ago. It was fine. Now, Justin is opening up to People about married life. What’s it like? Different.

It looks like Jennifer Aniston may be more fine than ever. TMZ reports the former Friends actor, who is fine, and her fiancé Justin Theroux, actor who played Carrie’s boyfriend on one episode of Sex and the City, have finally tied the knot.

Before you ask—and not that you were going to (Why would you, because she's O.K.)—Jennifer Aniston is O.K. SHE'S FINE. I don't see what the big deal is, and Jen definitely doesn't see what the big deal is, not because she sometimes "fails to see things," but because she's good and fine. And if you should happen to read one or several interviews in which Jennifer Aniston sounds not O.K., maybe you need to take a moment and interview yourself about why you're always acting like people aren't O.K. and judging them, when they're telling you they're fine, and they're fine.

Liv Tyler visited Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live! last night to talk about her HBO series The Leftovers and also, no doy, Justin Theroux's distracting penis.

Jennifer Aniston—sad, old witch who has only her fame, beauty, talent, and money to keep warm the section of her finger where a wedding ring would go—and Justin Theroux have been engaged for nearly two years. Two years! Does that mean they have—deep breath—cold feet?