It makes me sick that—in 2015!!!—unfettered access to the thoughts, feelings, and desires of those we know from television, film, and photograph is still—somehow??!—out of reach. It is unacceptable. Luckily, in a recent interview with Express, Kate Bosworth let us know what she thinks about her husband.

Kate Bosworth. It all started out great for her: accepted into Princeton, two different colored eyes, a starring role in Blue Crush, a relationship with Orlando Bloom. But then what happened? She fell victim to the ravages of the mid-aughts, much like the rest of us.