23-year-old British socialite Chloe Green has broken her silence regarding Kate Moss’s allegedly drunken air travel mishap from earlier this month. “Had it been any other passenger,” she told the Daily Mail, “it would’ve been a non-story.” Do go on, British socialite Chloe Green.

Supermodel Kate Moss was escorted from a flight traveling from Bodrum, Turkey to London on Sunday. “For being too beautiful?” you’re wondering. No, dummy. For being drunk as hell!