In a recent interview with Details, Kate Upton spilled the beans about why she hasn't yet—and may never—so sorry—pose #fullynude.

The Entourage movie might cast Kate Upton, because, obviously; The Wahlberg brothers are turning to reality television, because it worked out so well for Clint Eastwood; Alec Baldwin is not a good news show host; and Brad Pitt's Fury has invoked that reaction from the Brits.